What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?
Only one nail is needed for the photo to hang.
Atheist Jokes
From the Realist's dictionary
Saint: a dead liberal who is now being worshiped by many living conservatives.
From a Atheist's dictionary
Atheism: A non-prophet organization.
From a Catholic's dictionary
Amen: the only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
When
I was younger, I'd pray to God for a car, but Mom told me God didn't
work that way. So, I stole a car instead and asked for forgiveness.
Atheist Jokes